I absolutely love this!
Oh, science is awesome – there’s so much to learn!
Just look at the colours when chemicals burn!
Then try this experiment; watch the effects:
Ask all of your teachers to talk about sex.
“Our bodies are wonderful: look what they do!
For all of those systems are what make up you!”
On breathing and eating, your class is instructive
But rather more quiet on things reproductive.
Oh, science is perfect for finding things out,
And in this curriculum, there is no doubt
That we’ve got another, more sinister aim:
The lesson we’re teaching our children is shame.